Imitation is flattery

Hey, Since you guys come here for a few laughs and probably only ever get as excited as the pic below...

I still appreciate the following and thus...

(I Blame this on my good mood today!)

Here's a concept that works...

If you want to make something relatively more funny with a hint of creepy then add a beanface!

This works with all movies by the way, I could go on but ill leave you with two...

Try your best not to have nightmares now, i know its hard once that face is etched into the very fabric of your entire imagination and your cognitive thinking o,O

Cheap Vs Expensive

£10.40... it cost me £10.40 to see ONE film... safe to say when the guy behind the counter said this i nearly fainted, but thankfully my sudden fuelled rage at the situation was enough to keep me standing! So what was this magnificent film that cost that much to go see? well it was this....

This pic did make me feel better about the fiasco but still £10.40 man :(

I realise that sometimes the simplest things in life can be the most enjoyable and uplifting, a prime example of this (without seeming to retarded) would be...

>.<

The people you live with... and their talents

So i am searching for a flatmate just now. Most likely i have found one but when i came across the following Picture of this guys ad, i now feel like maybe my standards are low...

They sound like the type of person that will be full of hidden treasures! you know like finding a sponge which can tell you the time and redecorate your house... Whatever that talent maybe i found something that does represent that ideology.

Sweet mother of zombie Jesus indeed...

Well... time to get serious!

So i haven't been home recently so been unable to update, you know the times when you go out for a quiet drink and returning home three days later... but i came home to realise that no matter what i will NEVER have as much fun as this little guy seems to be having!

Fun times can only be comparable to your own level of standards, this little guy must have thought Christmas and hedgehog appreciation day came all at once when receiving this. Also do not let things get to you either! if you are going to get all emotional then maybe you should calm down before you end up looking like this guy...

iFunneh's Comedian spotlight 3

Jim Jeffries was born in Australia on the 14th of February 1977,  his style may offend some but his openness to comment on everything allows him to make light and fun out of any situation. early in his career he was attacked on stage and this caused him to become more popular thanks to his hater!

A comedian that is able to point fun at normal and controversial stuff seamlessly together whilst usually drinking at least 5 pints each gig deserves to be recognised and that is why he is iFunneh's third comedian spotlight

previous spotlights can be found below

Spotlight 1
Spotlight 2

The House

So i will be getting a new shower fitted soon and was thinking about all the ease and pleasure such water spewing pipe of fun can bring. then i remembered one thing about a good percentage of them and that is this...

But still its going to be all new and shiny and stuff! Then i realised there could be must worse things in your home that causes problems (neglecting the fact that i have still not finished with the wallpaper stripping) things such as this lil guy...

Though to be honest the outdoor cat in the previous post would be worse! but this lil guy will be at you every single damn day O ,O

Escaping!!!

So we have all had one of those moments where you just want to get away. Could be from just boring day to day life or from just having had enough at home and wanting to leave. The later is a big step and should only be taken if at a young age under the correct circumstances, such as the pic below.

It's all good until they reach the harsh streets and who knows what might come at them! could be meaner people or even people that do not like p.s being placed in the wrong area... personally the most this kid has to fear would probably be this.

Turns out Simba must have took those daddy issues harder than we thought...

Money!

We could generally all use with some more money in our lives, for various things like that amazing TV or those headphones that have so much rich bass they cause your face to vibrate. Whatever the reason is, some people in this world can afford what ever the want... but that does not stop them having a laugh!

I tried this technique... it didn't work for me :(

Rodeo!

Apart from the obvious pain caused by your lower cheeks crashing into the sporadic thing below like jelly being whacked off a rock, it can be fun on the mechanical ones (more so for the ladies). However it seems even the cuddly toys are in on it now

Damn he good!

Arguments?

Arguments in general are never fun when real. sure some can seem stupid from the outside but inside its a pressure cooker on high!

One of the quickest way to stop the argument dead, apart from just knocking the other person out of course, is laughter. something generally funny enough to break the tension will undoubtedly work and not only that it becomes a full swing around for your senses!

Be warned though, although this is a method of which arguments can be stopped, trying to achieve this and failing will almost certainly cause the "what the hell are you on about, this is serious!!!" statement and land you deeper in argument than what you originally were.

Frustration... why you so funneh?

So Yesterday i was busy "decorating" the house. specifically stripping the wall of wallpaper... this lead to one moment of extreme frustration and anger caused by a damn floppy piece of nonsensical lame seemingly glued on patch of horrible wallpaper! in a rage i attacked it... jousting my way into the wall like a knight on a mission i clunked it against a hard part and dropped the scraper on my foot O .O this undoubtedly caused laughter among everyone who was there and made me think about frustration and this video!

Animal Kingdom (heroes and villains)

So, it seems like animals can feel shame and thus, they understand when they have done wrong!

But hey!! before you go, not only appreciating their humanity whilst at the same time shaking your head at them you must remember this: A hero cannot be a hero unless in a heroic world.

The funneh truth about life

One man who had life all sorted out was surprisingly Mario (if you neglect the fact he always misplaced his woman)

So basically why sit back with nothing you want in life when you can go out and achieve! "I'm going in, bro. These crazy Koopas must be stopped or all this will soon be puddles!" -Mario is Missing! Thus what better way than to go for your goals than to do it whilst having. Having a laugh and enjoying yourself can lead to great things if used in the right manner, so why not just head out, have a laugh and...

You want beer to boost your funneh times?

So last weekend I found myself with a group of friends trying our hardest to conceal our alcohol. Our trick was to just find a quiet spot and mix it with the juice and drink it right in front of the cops (or at least that what we would have done "cough"). Safe to say more funneh times came along once we saw others run away from them, but it got me thinking.

There must be plenty of hilarious ways people conceal there fun juice right? and i stumbled across this picture which made me chuckle! "what you bringing to the game man?", "bread, I need me some bread!". whether or not this guy got it took off him, i salute him for this picture alone!

This video perfectly explains my point further! There must be plenty of ways.

iFunneh's Comedian spotlight 2

Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg was born on the 24th of febuary 1968 till march 30th 2005 he was an american stand-up comedian known for hit surreal delivery and comedic approach.. An absolute master of the one-liner jokes he used these techniques to perfection by having the audience laugh at some of the more unusual of things.  

Hedberg gained a cult following for his one liners with even fans finishing his jokes before he did on stage, someone who can bring that sort of dedication in their fans deserves to be in iFunneh's comedian spotlight!

Funneh in any language

Language does not hold back from funny stuff such as slapstick. Below is an image which entails that theory.

Swaying from the norm with sheer idiocy is always a good shout!

Funneh Games

There comes a rare time whilst playing games nowadays where something the designers made actually have you laughing. in the past when limitations forced games into different, more varied aspects, there used to be much more comedy centric games out there, take Crash Badicoot, Duke Nukem or Conker's bad fur day!

Now its mainly about graphics or otherwise serious gameplay. Given the previous mentions on iFunneh with laughter bringing great feeling towards others, then why cant this power be harnessed within games today. Despite this there are a few games out there who do still incorporate funny moments and use comedy to bring out charm in there games such as the GTA franchise, The Simpons game and Saints Row.

Is there a surprise as to why these are all successful games? Could the comedic link add to their appeal and attachment value? iFunneh thinks YES!

iFunneh Movie review: Ace Ventura

I felt the need to step back a little and return to some good old classic Jim Carey. Back when he was fresh as around this time he had the gusto and inspiration of first being in the business.

The Ace Ventura franchise made Jim a star, he perfectly plays this role and it is one which personally i always compare to when seeing any of his other movies. His comedy timings and outlandish behaviour throughout will have young and old in stitches.

Bare in mind though i am talking about the first two, and not the remake much later on staring some kid!

This style of comedy it seems will always be able to stand the test of time, there isn't pop references or what's hip its just plain old slapstick with a Jim Carey flair on the end. this is recommended by iFunneh whether you have seen it or not go dig it out and watch it once more, you will still be able to enjoy Jim Carey at his unleashed best.

This guy got it bad

Remember the previous post about inappropriate laughter?

well below is a funny video where this can be seen in action, enjoy!

Why you laughing though? seriously?

Nervous?

Nervous laughter is a physical response to misperception, stress, tautness,  or anxiety.  Like sweaty palms or an elevated heart-rate. It's not something you intentionally choose to do. Nervous laughter has nothing to do with your sense of humour, and can overcome you at the unfunniest of moments. and generally the most embarrassing times too.

Wait... why do you always laugh?                                                                 

Anyone can be caught off-guard and discover themselves laughing inappropriately at something that everyone else is taking seriously. But when it becomes a customary response it becomes more than a one-off aberration that you can safely ignore. It can get in your way socially and professionally, and leave you feeling uncomfortably insecure about yourself.

What can be done to overcome a tendency to inappropriate laughter?

How to help yourself

The first thing is to take a good look at the sorts of conditions that set you off.  Is it always with certain people or friends? Maybe when you feel required to 'perform' in a specific way? Are there occurrences when you know it definitely won’t happen? What's different about those times?

When you begin to think about the matter in this way, you can stop just cataloguing yourself as 'a giggler', and begin to make some selections about shifting the way you contemplate about (and respond to) difficult events. You may want to look at ways of enhancing your self-confidence, or you may contemplate changing how you interact with the persons who appear to initiate you.

The worlds oldest joke

To find the oldest joke you have to go way back to 1900 BC. there the Sumerians which would now be where southern Iraq. The appearance of the old style jokes appear to be that of mischievousness and out of norm activities.


Firstly though here is the second oldest joke told by King Snorfu about a pharaoh in 1600 BC "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."


the oldest Brittish joke was - "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key."


And finally...

The oldest joke in the world is - 
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."


Ladies! you all used to fart on men's laps apparently.

Laughing is good for you!

We all know that if we are already laughing then we are in a good mood. That is of course as long as you aren't a few fries short of a happy meal.

Laughter helps with pain, stress, anger and conflict issues. its a natural way of clearing both mind and body of its problems so don't hold back on possible great times with laughter as it can better yourself in more was than you think. here is some of the affects laughing can have on you.

• Laughter will boost immune system 
• Laughter will help you relax even more 
• Laughter helps your heart
• Laughter releases endorphins (feel good stuff)

Finally don't forget laughter can help you with the opposite sex, making the other laugh is a great way to make them feel good about themselves and therefore feel good about being with you!

Things don't always work out as expected

Just like most fast foods on the screen being nothing like what you shove in your mouth, there are other examples of things that are not as expected.

Okay, maybe it isn't just the fast food places problem!

Funneh Movie review: Rango

Since Rango has recently hit Blu-ray ifunneh has a quick sum up of what to expect.

Rango may fool some initially, this is a kids movie but there are many upon many moments that adults can also relate to. there are many referencing to old classic movies too which the kids wont get however this does not detract them from having a great time and a laugh from the expressive and lovable nature of Rango.

The movie may take some time to understand what angle and the direction its attempting to lead the viewer to but when its in the swing of it its captivating and a ride worth going through again to understand more even the second time. all the characters within are genuine and realistic to their roles despite being all talking creatures. there is a definite warmth from this film, and when a classic story is played out and performed well and coupled with many laughs along the way it is a a story worth seeing.

All in all iFunneh recommends this movie, which is definitely worth a watch no matter what age you are, you will be surprised how enjoyable this adventure can be!

iFunneh's Comedian spotlight 1

Billy Connolly,  CBE was born in Scotland on the 24th of November 1942. not only a comdian billy is also a musician, presenter and actor. Back in Scotland billy is commonly refered to as the Big Yin (the big one) he is a stand-up genius despite having many other talents his comedic events are legendary. Billy is rated as one of the greatest comedians and reguarly features in top 10's if not number 1 on great lists then certainly close. His natural approach to stand-up is why he is the first on iFunneh's Comedian spotlight

The above video is just a snippit of what the man can do. (Strong language)

Well played indeed!

iFunneh's Funneh tips to become funnehierer when ur being funnehish

• 1: Be Hurt!

  The most simplest and original forms of comedy. sometimes known as slapstick. Walk into that pole and someone that sees you will most probably laugh (although best left unintentional) 

• 2: Wording

  Whether its accents or put on voices, words can effect the tone of a sentence comically. so put on a lisp like Sylvester and a stutter like porky pig you might just make thing easier.

• 3: Lies

  You are such a liar!!! but hey don't worry if you lie in an over the top manner then its all good. I mean i  am the number one greatest comedian I even have my own statue in Kazakhstan made out of frozen cow milk...  Whilst being untrue its funnier than I stole your wallet.

• 4: Unexpected (boo!)

  Here comes the choo choo train, here comes the choo choo train, no WAIT that is just a cushion... you get the idea anything that the audience least expects can mess their minds up into a funny state.

  
  

How to Rationalise gluttony

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iFunneh Website round up (1)

I aim to do every now and then a round up of some sites I find which has a great arrange of Funneh content to share with you all.

here is the iFunneh first set, enjoy :)

http://www.i-am-bored.com/

http://thechive.com/

http://www.break.com/

http://www.cracked.com/

http://www.funnyordie.com/

BONUS: Also to find more and less popular try StumbleUpon and its funny categories

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